Do you personally know a retard who desperately wants to go to Uman for Rosh Hashana but can’t afford the trip?

Do you not personally know a retard, but still want to support the cause?

Do you simply want to raise the IQ of your local shul?

Or are you a retard with no affiliation to Breslov who would otherwise be a nuisance at your local shul? And are open to going to uman?

Send A Retard To Uman™ is here for you.

SEND A RETARD TO UMAN™

Because every shul deserves at least one less retard.

SPONSOR A RETARD

Whether you want to sponsor one retard, multiple retards, or an entire fleet of retards on their annual pilgrimage to Uman — every donation helps.

Feeling especially generous?

ADOPT A RETARD

For the truly committed benefactor, adopt a retard for an entire year, including additional spiritual journeys to Kerestir • Mezhibuzh • Lizhensk • Nazareth • Vatican City + More

Not sure which retard to sponsor? No problem. We’ve made giving easier than ever.

$135 — ELECTRIC SCOOTER

An electric scooter, without a helmet, generously subsidized by the Yeshivas Darchei Torah. (No issue of brain damage, No need to worry about the cost of a helmet.) Your donation gets a retard moving. Literally.

$54 — COOKIE SPONSORSHIP

Sponsor a 12-pack of marijuana-infused cookies. And, your name will be mentioned by each individual cookie immediately after Rav Shaya Ben Rav Moshe.

Twelve cookies. Twelve mentions. One very retarded minyan.

Send a retard to Uman.

Raise the IQ of your shul

Change a retard’s life.